Reflections of a Duschanador 1

I spend a lot of time in my car going to and from work. It is a 2001 white mercury sable. Some people call it BIG Nilla some cal is White Lightning, But it's best knwon as "the Merc." Sometimes I think "man I wish I had a brand new car," but then I realize what I have been through with the merc and how great of a car it is. One time about two years ago, Jen and I were partying at my house in Pullman. I fell asleep early like usual becuase I had to work the next day. In the morning Jen came and said "jackie I have something to tell you.....it's about your car......somthing happened to it last night." So I was sitting there thinking it had got broken into started crying and was pissed because I knew I couldn't afford to get it fixed. Then Jen continued "There was a fight next door...and Mo (short for Mohammad) got really mad and threw the charcoal BBQ over the fence and it landed on the merc." At this point I was thinking my windsheild was busted, there was a BBQ in my car, I wanted to kill Mo. Anyways I went outside and the side mirror was broken off and there were lots of scratches and charcoal on my car. I told Mo I would call the cops on him so he fixed it. I still called the cops. It was in the police blotter as "north maple street bbq thrown at car one suspect"

To be continued.........